7 things we should retire…
August 3, 2011 2 Comments
The sports world has been hit with some interesting retirement announcements over the past few weeks. Starting a few weeks back with Yao Ming’s retirement from the NBA after what felt like 8 short years all the way up to this week seeing the conclusion of a great career by Randy Moss from the NFL, it feels like the beginning of the end for some of the best athletes from our generation…
To selfishly combat this, I thought it might be a good time to explore some non-hall of fame worthy things that we might not be sad to see go…
7) Standing on couches before standing in line for your passport…As a site founded on the idea of the bottle playing an integral role in all good times, it may seem like an awkward request but we’ve seen too many people buying a bottle from a place that they have not only never been but could not actually point out on a map…
6) Cornrows…I know it took you a good amount of time to grow your hair to that length but your preferred hairstyle is limiting your job and female opportunities simultaneously. Stop sitting in people’s laps and get a real haircut… Read more of this post