putting the man in man-ogamy…

now before my spelling bee champions begin firing your darts of disagreement, i know that the word is really monogamy, but that would starve the title of all of the cleverness i’ve been trying to feed to it for the last 37 seconds…

i once heard that it is unnatural for a man to settle down with a single loin serving …i then heard it repeated a few thousand times…so of course i believed it…kinda like the folks that believe that raising taxes will hurt the economy…i digress…so once i gave up on finding “the one”, i shifted my life goal to becoming the poor black version of vincent chase, which is damn near impossible when your ‘entourage’ is more popular than you are…

don’t get me wrong…i love love…especially when it looks like that main character from single ladies (i still have no idea what the show is about as i watch it muted with luther vandross playing in the background)…but let’s face it, lust is much easier to understand and ascertain…sure the ease of it should not be reason enough to keep trying to plug every attractive ‘leak’, but i believe most of us assume that if they plug enough of them, you can trade in your lust coins for a big furry stuffed love… Read more of this post

you go first…

a few days ago onetrik took you through that expectations conversation and how it probably didn’t go exactly the way you planned it, but let’s pretend for a minute, that he actually heard and cared about your portion of that exchange and now you have been able to convince him to exert the necessary extra effort…you two have shared more than a few movie/meal combos…you’ve also engaged in a few pheromone sniffing sessions…and somewhere between the inhales,  you two “likebirds” have convinced facebook to let you connect your profiles through that ironclad relationship status change…

one night, while watching him drive his index finger up his nostril in search of respiratory relief, you realize that you really really like him…even more than that dude derwin from ‘the game’…that thought even entering your mind is a clear indication that you have actually left “like-ville’s” parking lot and are actually on your way to that other ”L”spot… Read more of this post

7 minutes…if you don’t move around too much…

the homie b kizzle forwarded me this link last week and after i convinced myself that ben rothliesberger hadn’t found a way to supplement that missing six game income i listened to the lyrics (as you should)…once my chuckle muscle returned to its dormant state, i started thinking about what other lies we let sprint up our throats and leap off our tongues…well…i mean i could make love to you all night…but probably only on the summer solstice…and i’ll need a 5.5 hr break in there somewhere to consume ovaltine and flintstones chewables…i digress…where was i…oh yes…wondering, what are the things we lie about the most…and why…you’re never gonna guess what i’m about to do next…or maybe you will… Read more of this post