allow me to unintroduce myself…

Ok elrock. I accept your challenge. The gauntlet has been laid out on capturing what will get a young lady booted before the tooting. I must say I agree with the majority of those points already discussed in the post and the comments but there were a few of my own I had to add. As always, this is not meant to be a complete list. I may have to come back and make amendments at a later time when said young lady comes up with a new way to get her dating red card (shouts to US futbol team in the World Cup). Read more of this post

the dirty dozen…12 ways to fail…

vh1 recently ran a series entitled undateable where they outlined 100 things guys can do if they wanted to ensure their beds remained singularly occupied…i was guilty of at least 83 of them which cleared up my confusion about my own dating life, but it also got me to thinking…what are those things about the opposite sex that i would consider undateable offenses…or as the homie liz lemon would say…the deal breakers…i was able to come up with 12 different no fail ways to make sure said deal gets broken…so here they are in a carefully planned random order…

– if you are allergic to good times or habitually underutilize your laugh muscle…i’m a funny guy…in my mind…so i suggest you climb in there and join me or catch deal deuces…

– if your hands look like you’ve been boxing oak trees or your feet look like you’ve been playing soccer with land mines…i know it’s shallow…but not as shallow as those land mine pits apparently…deal…i think not…

– if you smashed the homie…me and ray j don’t agree on much but this and kim kardashian fall in that small subset of agreeable items…so there’s the door…but leave that camera… Read more of this post