allow me to unintroduce myself…

Ok elrock. I accept your challenge. The gauntlet has been laid out on capturing what will get a young lady booted before the tooting. I must say I agree with the majority of those points already discussed in the post and the comments but there were a few of my own I had to add. As always, this is not meant to be a complete list. I may have to come back and make amendments at a later time when said young lady comes up with a new way to get her dating red card (shouts to US futbol team in the World Cup). Read more of this post

he doesn’t not like you…

Of course it doesn’t make grammatical sense, but that is your problem. You are over there worried about how to correct me instead of paying attention to the written knowledge about to hit your screen.

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s get started.

First off,  “He doesn’t not like you” isn’t the same as “He likes you.” How is that logically possible? I’m not a logic teacher and neither are you. It just isn’t the same so there.

Secondly at any given time, most guys you are dating slot you into one of three categories: 1) He likes you; 2) He doesn’t like you; 3) He doesn’t not like you. The first two are fairly easy to recognize. Does he say “I like you” with flowers or does he say “Kick Rocks” and point to actual rocks? Either will make it easy to decipher where you fall.  Determining whether you are in the last category can be confusing (to you, not us). Read more of this post

he’s still not that into you…

say it with me…he’s not that into you…

it’s been done before…on a grand scale…it was all the rage…the “in” thing to say…but for some reason, it just didn’t stick…there are a lot of you still playing this waiting game…hoping to figure out if this cat is really trying to be about you…let me make this simple…no…now I could go off and write another book on the subject or we can just cut through the bs and get directly to the point…it’s not that hard to let someone know that you’re feeling them…especially if you already know they’re feeling you…some of you are still looking at me confused…and I figured you’d do that so I’ve come up with a quick cheat sheet for you to follow…you can even print it out, laminate it and keep it in your nice expensive purse…here we go…again…this time pay attention…he’s not that into you if:
he’s consistently inconsistent…sometimes he acts like he likes you and sometimes he doesn’t…
his action never really seem to match his words…he says he wants you but treats you like a cousin…
he’s extremely difficult to catch up with…his job is not that stressful, his moms is not that sick, his baby mama ain’t tripping that hard and his car ain’t that raggedy…
none of your text messages ever seem to get through…
he never makes an effort to see you…yall only get together because you request it…
he hits you in the face (or anywhere else for that matter)…those aren’t love taps…
he never remembers anything you tell him… Read more of this post