for the love of ray j…

I was all set to tackle an all important issue like why breast implants are never a bad idea with today’s post but the large amounts of #tougherthanrayj tweets made me realize that I had to devote today’s rant to the vh1s second favorite little black man…

For those of you unfamiliar with willie junior, here is a quick rundown…best known as the real life little brother of moesha aka brandy…not as well known is that he is also the first cousin to calvin broadus aka snoop dogg…but his biggest claim to fame (or infamy) is still being responsible for kim kardashian…not in the birthing sense but more in the I saw your sex tape so now I want to buy sketchers that you endorse sense…

Well evidently he wasn’t too appreciative of ms kardashian’s continual upstaging of him so he decided to go the rapper route and do something that gets the po-po called for attention…insert the guinness world record for the first ever celebrity twitter-fued with an actual rapper, fabolous (his spelling not mine), that led to a real world fisticuffs …now there are plenty of reports going around about what really happened during this altercation in vegas so we won’t waste any of your precious time on that stuff…we’ll let google handle that for us…

Instead for your entertainment purposes I’d like to talk about how poorly thought out this display of machismo by ray j really was…I know what you are thinking…any man that is horizontally acquainted with a post ’98 whitney houston after bedding kim k should only be allowed to wear velcro shoes and jackets that let him hug himself really hard…while you are correct, but let’s assume for argument’s sake that he wasn’t short on common sense in addition to height… Read more of this post

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there’ll be sad songs…

now we know how much you look forward to our wild salacious rants on the ills of dating, but we here at ubf also have a softer side (that we keep stored in a safe deposit box at the public national bank on 116th and madison)…and as much as it pains us to discuss the breakups that you ladies will undoubtedly cause…we do understand that these breakups are inevitable…so today we’ve decided to take a break from discussing how you cause them and focus more on one small aspect of the heart recovery  process…those songs that  help us to make sense out of it all…so after consulting with a group of current and former heartbreakers, we were able to compile this list of tracks designed to console the breakee (us) while also bashing the breaker (that’s you)…so without further ado…here are the top 10 break up tracks (listed in order of tear value)…with one to grow on… Read more of this post

the ugly duckling…

“I don’t have any ugly friends…”

Did you just say that to yourself? Unless your friends include Halle Berry, Zoe Saldana, Rashida Jones, Bridgett Kelly, and Zulay Henao (If so please introduce me as that is my fave five right now), you DO have an ugly friend. You may think your friends are the best friends ever (when they in fact aren’t because they are female). You may think they are a group of the most beautiful people you have ever met (meet more people). Your friends are beautiful on the inside which is all that matters (not until we figure out how to flip people inside out). You are probably saying that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it can be a shallow/superficial topic (you definitely have an ugly friend or it may be you).

Now that we got that out of the way, I don’t think there is anything wrong with having that one caterpillar that hasn’t quite become a butterfly in the crew. I agree that looks aren’t always everything (just days that end in “y”).  In the end, I think you should surround yourself with people you trust, love, and enjoy. BUT I do have a few issues with you having that “ruff ryder” in your crew. Actually it has less to do with her (or even how she looks) and more to do with your crew’s actions. Read more of this post

allow me to unintroduce myself…

Ok elrock. I accept your challenge. The gauntlet has been laid out on capturing what will get a young lady booted before the tooting. I must say I agree with the majority of those points already discussed in the post and the comments but there were a few of my own I had to add. As always, this is not meant to be a complete list. I may have to come back and make amendments at a later time when said young lady comes up with a new way to get her dating red card (shouts to US futbol team in the World Cup). Read more of this post