y’all broke up…and he doesn’t care…

look at him over there on his own facebook page with his drink, his 2-step and his flock o’ floozies…bastard…how could he possibly be out there having this much fun with the stench of the break up conversation still floating through the air…it’s like he never really cared at all…

because he didn’t…

ok…i’m just playing…he did…and he probably still does…but the way in which he expresses it will show up in forms that are not easily recognized my the female mind…

as we’ve mentioned here a few times(read as every other day or so) men and women wired a little differently…women tend to see a break up as a time to: Read more of this post

it’s break-up season…

let's trim this relationsh...er...hedge...

memorial day weekend is in our rear view mirror, marking the unofficial start of summer, which in some circles is known as the season for change…cool turns to hot and…uh…umm…ok well maybe calling it the season for change was a bit of an overstatement…no wait…there is at least one other thing that often changes with the temperature and that is your relationship status on the book of 600 million faces…make that 599,999,999 faces because our guy d. g. still refuses to upload a photo…

studies show…if u can make it to july with a strong ‘it’s complicated’ consider yourself lucky…because in the coming weeks, your facebook timeline will probably be filled with several broken heart symbols that make these profile separations official…

some might suggest that the summertime mate removal phenomenon happens purely by chance and i might call these people cute and naive…the ubf staff believes that these changes are the byproducts of some of those things that are only produced in the year’s warmest months…

to talk a little further about that, i’d like to turn it over to our friend the list to outline why april showers bring may…disappointment… Read more of this post

the breakup bill of rights…

in a recent scientific study at the university of statistics i make up, it was proven that 87% of relationships eventually end in a breakup of some sort…these breakups often leave one or both parties wondering how to most efficiently move on to the next inevitable breakup preamble…as luck would have it, relationship exiting is my specialty…although i usually exit them right before i get in them…it’s kinda like having a trapdoor on the front porch…

i digress…

now of course we, the people of ubf hope that all of your relationships lead directly to delicious 3 tiered wedding cakes…but in the event that your love boat inadvertently meets that proverbial iceberg, please make sure at least one of us is a part of your rebound strategy i have devised a short list of breaker/breakee rights to help aid in this transitional period… Read more of this post