why i drink fridays…9/16…

 welcome to the weekend because if you are reading this then you’ve already mentally checked out of your job…the ubf crew decided that since elrock finally rejoined the work force and onetrik has yet to win a paternity test, we should celebrate by bringing back #whyidrink fridays…feel free to pile on your adds in the comments section but in the meantime let’s get started with what has us drinking this weekend…

+ found a surprise drinking buddy when fall showed up unannounced and quite frankly unappreciated in nyc today…

+on payday i like to take my check straight to the liquor store, ever bottle purchased is a worthwhile investment some future bad idea/tweet…

+ i need something to pour out when my phone dies…again…come on iPhone 5… Read more of this post

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how do you want it…

One of my valued male comrades sent me this link to a video, and while funny, I admit he said I was just like this it hit a little too close to home.  For those that are too lazy do not have time to read this blog AND watch the video, the basic premise is that as women, we have an entire list of characteristics we seek in a man that often completely contradict each other.  A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about my QB acting a fool. Now I will tell you exactly what he did.

I promised him that he would not make an appearance in my blog, but I lied I am making an exception to reveal my own fallibility as a woman. Read this carefully as I will never admit to such a thing ever again. My somewhat significant other and I were spending a lovely morning together in which I decided to make breakfast. I stupidly asked him what he wanted. He said pancakes and eggs. Pancakes? Now – in my mind that was faux pas number one. What kind of man asks for pancakes for breakfast when you just made him dinner the night before?!? Read more of this post