first date…7 or 11…

First dates are like craps. Don’t believe me? Think about it:

+ You roll the dice to determine your outcome while you don’t really understand all the rules of the game

+ You continue to order drinks hoping things will go well

+ Everyone involved is pulling for the table

+ At the end of the night, you’ll be out of lots of money with nothing to show for it

That is unless you are lucky. Or just have an amazing pre-screening questionnaire (Do you suck at first dates? Check Yes or No).

But I must admit my questionnaire lets me down at times and leaves me with the occasional first date #fail. Upside is you get to read about it here. Downside is I’ve just wasted a 2 for 1 dinner coupon at Sizzler. Read more of this post

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