why you’ll never know how we really feel…

several three of our readers have recently asked us to take on the topic of male emotions…or the lack there of…after searching through 3 different dictionaries and having the concept explained to me by my outback steakhouse waitress nancy,  i believe i am ready to take on this daunting task…

the common misconception is that we go through our lives attempting to usain bolt away from any exchange that forces us to admit that we’ve ever even met our emotions…kinda like that 4 you “accidentally” bumped no-nos with during spring break that one year…the reality is, we are usually pretty clear about how we feel, but for some reason there is a disconnect between you ladies and this clarity…

well today i will attempt to clear up any misconceptions about males and these matters of the heart…your inability to figure out what we are feeling is most likely linked to 1 of 3 well researched reasons…