his wishlist…

This past week at the J-O-B, we took a small break from solving the world’s problems to focus on one of our own. One of my co-workers found herself in the land of lost on what to reward her better half with this holiday season. So the group put our collective genius together to brainstorm suggestions (which must have fell short as she updated her FB status with the same question no more than an hour later).

Since ubf is all about making sure all women’s problems are solved, I’m here today to help those of you struggling with the same dilemma on what to get your man (or someone else’s man you may have been borrowing in 2010) this holiday season.

As with all of our nonsense disguised as advice, there are a few disclaimers: 1) No coitous-related suggestions will be included because any help needed there is a futile effort on your soon to be ex; 2) Your man will most likely enjoy these ideas but they will not convince the guy you are facebook stalking to pass you a “will you go with me?” note; 3) But in the case that a suggestion is not appreciated, you can forward on to ubf at no additional charge.