from the bottom of our hearts…

ladies…gather around…no…closer…yeah, that’s good…ahem…it has been brought to my attention that some of us have been acting up recently…and by recently i mean forever…i find it odd that you haven’t been able to see some of this stuff coming, given the history and all, but we won’t focus on that…so please pay close attention…we’re only going to do this once…unless it prompts more than 15 people to respond…then we’ll do it once a week because we’re working on becoming more full of ourselves…

so the reason i’ve called you all here today is to apologize once and for all for some of the silly ish we do…of course we’ve never done any of this ourselves…so given our clean records, we thought it best that we serve as the spokespersons for the group…so where to begin…ah yes…let’s start there…

we apologize for:

hovering…i paid good money for that drink you’re sipping but i’m still trying to figure out if i gave it to the right member of your crew…i was just sticking around until you all reassembled to make sure i made the right choice…so sip slowly…

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