why i drink…9/30…

summer is done and so are most of our vacation days…instead of adding layers we like to spend more time with the bottle and here are a few excuses…we mean reasons for indulging in the questionable life choices juice…

+ pulling up behind driver with what seemed to be amazing and long hair to realize it is a dude and having to instantly change my holla eyes into needing directions eyes…

+ not only did someone make a ‘is my son gay’ app but someone actually paid to download it…

+ a week away from running 13.1 miles while a stranger holds a stop watch and onlookers (not running) hold up signs with mildly humorous one liners for inspiration… Read more of this post

yes I am simple…it is as simple as that…

Blame the media…or the lack of good gangsta rap…or the start of another work week…or some other random reason of your choosing…but I feel like starting a little blog beef so bear with me…

Side Note: By no means does the following imply that ubf supports blog on blog crime.

Today I came across our homie over at for single girls latest post.  I highly recommend you going to check it out or else the following may not make much sense. My apologies for the extra reading today but consider it back to school reading…it won’t matter come September either.

So as you read (or didn’t and expect me to summarize for you), fsg disputes the concept that men are simple. Well based on extensive knowledge gained through my lifetime membership in the club, I’m here to point out why she is wrong and in fact prove men are truly simple. Read more of this post