why i drink fridays…9/16…

 welcome to the weekend because if you are reading this then you’ve already mentally checked out of your job…the ubf crew decided that since elrock finally rejoined the work force and onetrik has yet to win a paternity test, we should celebrate by bringing back #whyidrink fridays…feel free to pile on your adds in the comments section but in the meantime let’s get started with what has us drinking this weekend…

+ found a surprise drinking buddy when fall showed up unannounced and quite frankly unappreciated in nyc today…

+on payday i like to take my check straight to the liquor store, ever bottle purchased is a worthwhile investment some future bad idea/tweet…

+ i need something to pour out when my phone dies…again…come on iPhone 5… Read more of this post

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red light green light. red light…

In a previous post here on UBF, I cautioned you not to take the article as advice. Often at UBF, we dispense a wealth of reckless opinions information, but it is important for us to be responsible when gracing you with our version of “knowledge”. That said, in speaking to some of my coveted male friends this week, I realized there was some information that it couldn’t hurt to share with our lovely readers.

Have you ever been in this situation: Meet guy that you like. Guy likes you. Dates ensue. Sexy times follow shortly thereafter. Sexy times continue for a month. Guy becomes less and less available. Guy starts auditioning for the lead in your Lifetime movie’s version of “Disappearing Acts”. Situation fizzles into nonexistence. Sound familiar?

At this stage of the game, a lot of people are searching for “the one”. That person that splits bills with completes them. Their better half in sexy good times and bad. I’m sure I will get one poster who claims they aren’t looking. Stop lying. Sure you aren’t. For the rest of you hoping the current person you are hanging from chandeliers with can become a more permanent piece situation, there are some things you should probably keep in mind. Read more of this post