the breakup bill of rights…

in a recent scientific study at the university of statistics i make up, it was proven that 87% of relationships eventually end in a breakup of some sort…these breakups often leave one or both parties wondering how to most efficiently move on to the next inevitable breakup preamble…as luck would have it, relationship exiting is my specialty…although i usually exit them right before i get in them…it’s kinda like having a trapdoor on the front porch…

i digress…

now of course we, the people of ubf hope that all of your relationships lead directly to delicious 3 tiered wedding cakes…but in the event that your love boat inadvertently meets that proverbial iceberg, please make sure at least one of us is a part of your rebound strategy i have devised a short list of breaker/breakee rights to help aid in this transitional period… Read more of this post

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