women’s imagina…i mean intuition…

hey kids…gather around…no, come in a little closer because this one is important…today’s story is about the big bad intuition…after hearing another story about misguided intuition i thought it was time we tackle this monster head on…

now i’m not here to say it doesn’t exist…i mean, how else would moms rock have known when her eldest son was trying to smuggle forbidden cookies back to his hideout…however, i would like to put this intuition’s prevalence, relevance and true usefulness into the debate blender…puree…

if i had to liken this intuition to anything/one it would have to be old st. nick…there was a while in my youth where i heard of the good deeds of this portly patron and had witnessed at least hints of his presence…but as time passed and the mystique faded, i started to notice some glaring outages in his red furry armour…

as it turned out, the story was not completely false…there was indeed someone delivering toys and consuming cookies and lactaid…but the reality was far less whimsical than the original imaginative tale…but the gift negotiations became a lot more effective once we squeezed out the fantasy…

this women’s intuition sounds like a great thing…so great in fact, that unlike lil wayne’s package, i don’t believe every woman actually received it…the belief that you have it leaves you writing letters to santa going through phones and emails instead of asking the right questions to get to the real answers…

ok, your intuition predicted your last 3 breakups and half of your friends’ relationship debacles as well…why wouldn’t this intuition just tell you to pick better dates and mates…

and finally this question of usefulness…because i am a man, i am obligated to put this into sports terms to make sure the women can’t really understand

in football, a great quarterback is said to have that qb instinct…intuition if you will…however, this instinct is only helpful when put to use…if the qb drops back and “feels” that a 313 lb individual with bad intentions is heading his way and decides to stop and look for additional clues or decides to just disregard those feelings altogether, the outcome will be the same as the lesser qb who did not possess those instincts in the first place…

sure, his 3 second decision window prevents this from being a pure apples to apples comparison but i would still say, if your womanly intuition says there’s a problem, but you feel compelled to look for the same proof a man would require or just ignore it and hang around anyway, i’d have to seriously question the usefulness of such a tool…

all that said, i believe this intuition, is actually the fear of being “that chick”, sprinkled with careless rants of your inner circle members with a sour lifetime movie plot icing…if you really have it(and it really works), why must you press so incessantly for additional proof…

i would leave this open for comments, but who could really argue with this…

elrock…your intuition is probably telling you this post is about you…

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The tales of unpredictable truths from those guys your mom warned you about.

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