pre-hangover…

I normally come to you fine folks of ubf with stories filled with follies and conquests but today I’m mixing things up a bit. You see someone (obviously not in their right mind) approved a meeting of the minds between elrock, sdotkikko (silent ubf contributor) and myself in some of europe’s hottest locals. Yes you read that correctly. We will be gallivanting across the likes of Lisbon, Barcelona, Ibiza and Amsterdam over the next 10 days. We are actually in the air as you read this…

Given how much love the ubf fam (and eventual groupies…we know you are on the way) shows us, I decided to not make you wait until the end of our excursion to read about the goings-ons. Based on past experiences, I’m going to go ahead and predict a few things that will happen over the next 10 days or so…

+ I will learn how to say the following things in Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch and German…”not guilty”…”bourbon on the rocks”…”you sure you aren’t a man”…”my bad”…not in that order…

+ The ubf european fan club will be started, exploited and disband before we touch down back on US soil…

+ I will unlock a foursquare badge for multiple US embassy check-ins…

+ All american black men stereotypes will be met and often exceeded…with the exception of the death prior to age 25 thing…

+ Some european large chested woman will be disappointed to find out that elrock doesn’t want to open mouth kiss her…

+ “How do I get a replacement passport while out of the country” will be googled and then bookmarked…

+ Our crew will be mistaken for our famous black celebrity doppelgangers and will use it to our advantage in the form of receiving free things…

+ Currency exchange rates will mistakenly confuse me into thinking I’m getting a good deal on something sneaker or liquor related…

+ A drunk call will be made that will cost me more than the usual loss of relations chance…

I’m pretty sure we’ll encounter a few more things but you’ll have to tune in over the next few weeks to get those stories…

onetrik…they should have never gave us passports…

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The tales of unpredictable truths from those guys your mom warned you about.

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