saving 101…

In my normal navigation of the land of (twitter) models, (adult film) actresses, (background) singers and dime (side) pieces, I’m often given the opportunity to equip my cape and get my super hero on…or as the homiettes refer to it as mission ‘save these heaux’…

For those of you less familiar with this mission, it involves the one-sided act of going out of your way to improve someone’s life situation while interacting in a dating scenario with the hope of one day converting her into wifey. It is normally linked to excessive wining and dining, unrequested problem/issue solving, general life upgrades and various forms of financial support. The appreciation of these acts is usually reciprocated in creative ways giving you a special tingly feeling…

I do admit that my unwavering acceptance of wearing a ‘s’ on my chest is a personal flaw that probably could be fixed with assistance of a trained professional discussing my childhood…but as we patiently wait for that groupon to hit our inboxes,  let’s talk about the useful and slightly comical information that can be collected from this type of condition…

Knowing when she can’t be saved…You see no matter the amount of saving under one’s belt, there are always those candidates that come into your consideration set that in no way shape or form can be saved aka made into wifey material…they too are familiar with the cape-related efforts and look to vanquish all the contents of the savings account (literally and figuratively)…so what are the signs that you should stay clark kent?

First and foremost, taking a quick inventory of her ability to pay her bills could be a starting point. If you find her owed debts being regularly covered by men found outside of her family tree, it is safe to assume she has you listed in her phone as ‘atm’ and those aren’t your initials…

After hearing her vocalized passions and goals, you naturally want to do what is in your power to assist. However you discover that she is going all LeBron in the 4th quarter…not a participant in the outcome. A perfect alley oop pass is still a turnover if the person on the receiving end isn’t willing to catch it and slam home…

Similarly if she is adamant about not accepting your help, then all superman behavior is null and void. Pretty sure if the hard-headed horse (hair wearing individual) isn’t willing to follow you to the water in the first place then the rest of that old time proverb is negated…

As the great southern poet project pat informed us, I’ll paraphrase…your low share of voice in coitus related activities is the ultimate sign of her lack of saving capacity. Her freely sharing of the goods now will likely continue throughout the saving process resulting in you looking like a guy wearing actual cape and tights…a fool…

With that knowledge shared, I’m interested in hearing the ubf fam’s take on saving? Do you engage in such activity? Or is it reckless and therefore non-productive?

onetrik…don’t save her she don’t want to be saved…

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The tales of unpredictable truths from those guys your mom warned you about.

One Response to saving 101…

  1. mboogie says:

    L M A O!!! “knowing when she cant be saved” or isnt worth saving is a lesson that many need to learn…
    nice post on an often undiagnosed problem.

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