undoubled standards…areas where women still come out ahead…

on monday, while seated somewhat uncomfortably at what i hope to me my last graduation ever, i was informed by our school’s president that 57% of the degrees being presented that day were going to be presented to women…i thought this to be an astonishing accomplishment since i was sure i had only seen 17 women all year…but as has been discussed, i tend to block them out if their cups size falls below a passing letter grade…in any event, i marveled at how far the fairer sex had come and how quickly sexual equality had arrived in america…yessss(complete with side fist pull)…

so imagine my surprise when i pulled up our site on my trusty iphone to help pass the time and saw that our beloved resident christian louboutin expert had a slightly different take…apparently there are still some things that women just can’t seem to get away with and apparently being snarky is one of them…as my brain began to spar with itself, i couldn’t help but wonder…could they both be right…is it possible that women have arrived and been left behind at the same time…

i believe the answer is yes…and i stayed at a holiday inn express at some point in my life so you have to believe me…ahh…i see you pursing your lips…don’t worry, i have proof…here are some things that women can still get away with that we men cannot…

firing the starter pistol for sexy time…now it wouldn’t be a male blog post if we didn’t start here first…women, although many of you have decided to start giving it way fairly freely, you still hold the key to bedroom and you pretty much always get to determine with sexy time starts…but…i gues we usually get to say when it ends…let’s call this one a wash…

drive smart cars…show me a man in a smart car and i’ll show you a man who has to touch himself a lot never had to open his smart car door for a date…

just not being interested…women can eliminate a man for any reason ranging from his height (even if he is still taller than you in your heels) to the fact that your girl liked him first…even if that like was unreciprocated…however, we must take our reasons before a ‘dismissal reason’ committee and receive a 75% approval voting before we can stop calling and not be labeled a jerk…or worse…

knowing what we did to piss you off…yes, we can generally detect that some wrong has occurred in your universe, but we have a much more difficult time actually identifying the actual “wrong” in your assessment…yet, let you provide that same assessment to one of your y-chromosome-less friends and they seem to catch on immediately…either that or you really don’t mind co-signing b.s…i’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt (most likely in error) and say it’s probably the former…

so…this once again proves that in the battle of men vs. women…women win twice…

elrock…it’s a man’s world…at least that you lead us to believe…

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The tales of unpredictable truths from those guys your mom warned you about.

4 Responses to undoubled standards…areas where women still come out ahead…

  1. Marcie says:

    SN: congratulations on the graduation…what’s next? NY follies? LA debauchery? do share. :)

  2. Lolita says:

    YAY!!! NY FOLLIES! WHEN!? lol

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