him downstairs…

we here at ubf, keep our ears to the streets and around 11pm the streets (by way of facebook and twitter) told us that in perhaps the ‘g-est’ of moves since arnold “what you talking bout willis” drummond took on the gooch at nyc ps152 back in ‘79, our commander-in-chief set the expiration date for the leader of one of the most feared terrorist organization in american history from the drive-thru at a hardee’s in littletown, alabama…well actually, they said he made the call before heading off to the southeast to evaluate the damage caused by last weeks storms, but i just thought my way made for better tv…

in any event…one mr. osama bin laden has been sent off to collect his virgins…and i hope, for his sake, that they don’t mind hunching a guy with an extra hole in his head…i peeped the photo and he looks like an extra from a quintin  tarantino film…

then, for good measure, the president wrapped the weekend by hitting up orlando, heading back to washington to yuck it up with seth meyers and the rest of the “please select donald trump as the republican candidate” crew…then as a final f you to the donald, he preempted the final 20 minutes of celebrity apprentice to make him and the rest of us wait while he looked around for his good news socks…

i re-watched a few clips from this past saturday’s white house correspondence dinner and wondered how much funnier all of these jokes must’ve been knowing that he was about to check the one box most of america had been wanting to see checked since the day he ruined jay-z’s blueprint release date 10 years ago…the news of this long awaited cap-peeling, sent many americans dancing into the streets like a certain early 80’s lionel richie classic…

so now it’s done…and all of our problems are behind us…well in the words of the espn college gameday homie lee corso, not so fast my friend…the impact of the events of that day will far outlive their orchestrator…how so…well…i thought you’d never ask…

– i still can’t travel with my favorite set of butter knives or my aquavelva aftershave…

– people watching at the airport has yet to return to its pre 9/11 levels…there’s something about teary eyed excessive displays of public affection that made those long layovers a little easier to stomach…

– however, that shoe removal process still leaves us having to witness some of the most ped-iculous shoe inhabitants ever…it’s amazing how nasty some feet can look, especially when they didn’t know they’d be making a public appearance…

– irreparable damage to the muslim religion…nothing makes people more nervous than 2 folks of middle eastern descent taking simultaneous bathroom breaks…

– the fear factor…september 11th introduced us to the unthinkable…2 of our largest symbols of american pride as well as thousands of lives were snatched away from us in a way that none of us could’ve ever imagined…and i’m sure there were a few nyc/dc inhabitants that decided to not to take the early train in to work today…

‎”I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”

is the mark twain quote i’ve seen mentioned more than a few times in facebook/twitter land over the last 24-48 hrs…and i’d have to say that this sums up my feelings quite suncinctly…but i’ll also admit that all will not be well until the excessive tsa fondling can be done away with…

so ubf, how are you feeling about this one…partying in the streets or hiding under your bed…

elrock… something wrong…i hold my head…that dude is gone…bin laden dead…

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The tales of unpredictable truths from those guys your mom warned you about.

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