another round of thanks…

So we find ourselves at that one day of the year where you thank others for doing the things you spend the rest of the year taking credit for. Since you are either patiently waiting on mama dukes to finish up the greens or sitting on the couch with your pants undone eye raping that piece of pie, I’m guessing I have your attention for a little bit.

Yesterday elrock kicked off the holiday with his special shouts to those things filling his basket o’ happiness. Not to be outdone, I’m back with a turkey leg and a few things I’m thankful for:

+ elrock for always being the co-conspirator in these bad decisions and good times…

+ lolita’s unique ability to raise the male ubf readership through the mere mention of perky boobs and nice behind without any pictorial evidence…

+ beyonce not being pregnant…that was going to be an awkward conversation with Mr. Carter…

+ groupon convincing me that you can never pass up half off stuff…even when stuff is neither wanted nor needed…

+ mike vick…because mcnabb and v. young are trying to see to it that the black qb becomes extinct…

+ not going to harvard…because I’d be damned if I didn’t get in the club after living in boston for any extended period of time…

+ the cakes…especially yours stacey dash…

+ kanye….the only rapper that beefs with old white men while staying out of jail…now that is talent…

+ blake griffin’s disrespectful ways…those bogo clippers season tickets are a little more appealing now…

+ angry birds and all the special versions for bringing me closer to bankruptcy in $0.99 increments…

+ black friday…it is about time we got some recognition in the back half of the calendar…oh wait it isn’t that kind of black…disregard…

+ 18th birthdays…looking at you miley…

+ christina milian’s post nuptial check coming through just in time for our shopping spree this weekend…anyone know how much moon dust you can get for $4 million…

+ lebron james’ offensive rebounds…they are like lil baby jesus tears…rare…unlike those miami heat Ls…

+ the ubf family that follows here, on twitter and of course facebook…and special thanks to those that tell their friends to follow or no to-go plate…

I’m pretty sure that is all for now but I may think of a few more after this nap…

onetrik…itis kicks in 3,2,1…

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