time to give some thanks…

tomorrow is the day we all gather around family laden feasting tables across this great country of ours to engage in the annual calorie consumption contest known as thanksgiving…between the greasy goodness and the series of itis induced head nods, we’ll spend time thanking whomever we thank for whatever we have…

with that in mind, i thought it only right that i spend today’s post doing my best drunk uncle impression giving thanks for all those things that are currently taking up space in my basket o’ happiness…

on this day her are all the things i am thankful for…

– onetrik for making sure there are never any light skinned ladies left when i show up…

– lolita for her perky boobs and nice @ss fresh provocative female perspective…

– the fact that target baskets are only yeh big…by limiting possible stuff storage, target is only saving us from ourselves…

– my new friend laphroig…whoever thought that smoke and ice could mix so well…

– that kerry washington’s pops didn’t have any baby mitts the night of her conception…

– espn’s pti…it gives me a reason to look forward to being old…

– the fact that strippers don’t require any formal training…

– real housewives of atlanta…6 more reasons not to get divorced married…

– any ron artest pre/post game interview…seeing ron ron in front of a mic must be what sports journalist play “self touchy” time to…

– tony parker for finally taking erin barry off my hands…she’s pretty verbose…

– the pending global fake eyelash shortage…ok, this one may not be true, but let’s just pretend like it is…

– waka flocka for that new amputee anthem…the only song i know that has me receiving in club text from homies all across the country asking me to thank him the next time i bump into him…although i’m pretty sure we don’t speak the same brand of english…

– the new tsa happy endings and accompanying x-ray porn that have me in snooze mode by takeoff…

– that the miami heat are off to this slow start…it’s only a matter of time before lebron has to host another press conference to let us know that he’s taking his talents from south beach to american airlines arena…proceeds to benefit wade phillips and brad childress…

– jack and sprite for co-authoring some of my best, no worst, ok best ideas…

– prince william for inviting snoop to get high and “accidentally” smash his new wife perform at the royal wedding next year…

– that t.i. finally has his life back on the right tra…oh wait…nevermind…

– that nicki manaj only has 4…no 3 minutes left…

– urinals with tv’s showing sporting events behind them…just when you thought a quick shoot and shake would be required you realize you can actually take the time to enjoy your favorite beverage making it’s way back out to sea…i believe preachers should also invest in this concept…a man can only stare at mother such an such who is cute for a 52 year old for so long…

– oh yeah and family, friends, health, my ps3 and good people like yourselves that stop through periodically to laugh and share…

how about you ubf family…what will you be giving thanks for this year…this is the share part i was just talking about…

elrock…now pass them yams…

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The tales of unpredictable truths from those guys your mom warned you about.

3 Responses to time to give some thanks…

  1. soumynona says:

    Many thanks to you, Onetrik, and Lolita for providing me an outlet that I can either live vicariously through or at least comment on excessively with relative anonymity. LOL
    But seriously, thanks everyone

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