why i drink fridays…7/16…

now for our favorite part of the week…the end…time for the ubf virtual happy hour…let’s get it…

+ it makes the cranberry juice last longer…

+ in preparation for the K-Ci and JoJo reality show…get your DVRs ready as it may not see 6 episodes…

+ working on a beer gut…heard it will improve my chances with Christina Milian…

+ helps me sleep through the construction going on right outside of my place that conveniently starts at 7am…

+ Oscar Grant…seriously we can’t live in a country where this is continually tolerated…

and extra libations for:

+ all the people that “like” the Facebook page…I like you too…

+ my big sister for continuing to get older and therefore making me the little brother forever…oh yeah happy birthday and your gift is in LA…sorry must be present to win…

+ Z. Davis and L. Love for passing go one more time…too bad the banker just ran out of $100s…

+ all the ladies that take those sexy twitter profile pics that make you click into them to see the bigger image…make these guys work ladies…

onetrik…mr. internet-bottle popper…

– 7 weeks in and they still haven’t deactivated my work badge…

– that ice gets lonely in there…

– the oil in the gulf stopped flowing so these drinks are gonna have to pick up its slack…

– because it makes every song my favorite song…

– mel gibson and i were sitting around talking about our problems and you know how we do…

special round to

– u mccarley and c wright for successful birth canal trips… and all the gbs ladies falling through the city this weekend…

and pouring out a little for g steinbrenner…

your turn ubf peeps…whats causing to kiss them glasses this week…

elrockjr…i only have a drinking problem when the drinks run out…

Advertisements

About usbottlesandfriends
The tales of unpredictable truths from those guys your mom warned you about.

2 Responses to why i drink fridays…7/16…

  1. @kmhphenomenal says:

    shots out to Goldman’s Lawyers….who got Goldman a settlement with the SEC for only $550 million, which is $200 million less than what Tiger paid Elin. GS prolly paid that fine with their petty cash debit card…

  2. kristi craig says:

    can we hear it for kmc who made it thru another week without throwing myself over my cube…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: