why i drink 7/1…

ladies and gents…it’s time to raise your flutes to the sky once again for the virtual happy hour…and without further ado…we’re here to let you know what has us blowing higher than 0.00 on the breathalyzer…

+ the first week of july is the only time billionaires fly around the country trying to convince 20-something yr old black men to take millions from them…should we consider moving Juneteenth??

+ TMZ hasn’t quite caught on to my favorite spots so no worries for incriminating footage…

+ it makes Kim K.’s wax figure seem less waxy…

+ these bottles aren’t going to drink themselves…it is my responsibility and you know how we black men are with our responsibilities…

+ [insert Tiger Woods joke]

+ kelloggs cereal recall so I need to get my morning calories from somewhere…

+ headed to NYC to celebrate America’s birthday…hoping she has some cute friends at the party…

And a special clink clank to…

+ a. babrow and o. howard on reaching that additional lap in the age olympics…

+ the FBI for spying on them spies…

+ Phil Jackson for coming back to the Lakers…and the eventual 3-peat…

onetrik…mr. i’m buying, you declining, now that’s kind of bizarre…

– 5 weeks down…

– i just realized my max contract is gonna be missing some zeros…

– thanks to the landlord, there are cool breezes flowing through my summer home…

– “blame it on the meth amphetamine” is not nearly as catchy…

– the homies have descended on the big apple for the holiday…i’m sure i’m going to do some stuff i need to forget…

– microsoft killed the kin before i had a chance to meet someone with it and laugh at them…

– had to stock up before the city of cleveland buys up all the henn to mourn the loss of the franchise…but at least delonte west can smash in peace now…

raising my glass a little higher for:

– t parker, s brown, j davis and t riley for another year invested…

– pouring out some liquor for michael scott (steve carrell) leaving the office…

elrock…the round after next is on me…

it’s your turn ubf folks…what has you on that sippy sippy this week…

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