your favorite dj’s favorite dj…

floor accepted my dude (please read the link first for this post to make any sense)…leave it to drake to have these ladies thinking that a mani/pedi/beauty shop combo even gets you tickets to the big game…and if you take an inordinate amount of time getting ready, you better come out looking better than anybody i could’ve met at the spot an hour ago when i was ready…i have yet to see somebody pull that one off…i can never knock that gym thing though…so, although drake and his glow in the dark homies gave a few possible winning attributes, the song still left me with 1/5th of a lady friend…so onetrik was right…no way i could sum up ms. rock in one song…i’d need a whole mixtape…or at least a few choice lines…now where to start…oh yeah…

”i like a long haired thick red bone” like weezy but i’ll only eat the steak if it’s properly prepared…

but then again…i also really like that “brown skin lady” that black star talked about…

who am kidding…” i like em brown, yellow, puerto rican and haitian…” like my man phife in “electric relaxation”…”even caramel sundaes is getting touched and scooped in my ice cream truck…who tears it up”…

i’d fast forward through eryka badu’s “bag lady”…present me with too many issues and “ms. fat booty” can quickly be replaced by “ms. new booty” who was located by bubba sparxxx and friends while she was apparently “rocking everywhere”…

jaimie foxx and friends jump in with one of the main reasons why i would love her “cause she got her own”….my heart actually sheds a little happy tear every time she says “i got it…”

and lil (don’t even waste your time on free me t-shirts) boosie completes the thought by letting you know what  “i.n.d.e.p.e.n.d.e.n.t.” really mean mayne…”she got her house, she got her own car (or metrocard)…” he actually required 2 jobs but if you have one that allows you to consistently pay for all that ish drake was talking about then you can leave that 2nd job in lay away for a bit…but “if you ain’t on sit down…”

and it has nothing to do with me trying to take you for what you have…i’m definitely willing to bring mine to the table as well…in “it ain’t me” my guy t.i so poignantly states “it ain’t about what i can do, it’s about what i will do…and attitude is everything…a chick that ask for nothing will get everything and a chick that ask for everything will get nothing…” and a whole lot of it…

put all that together and i see why b.o.b. only says hey when they say hi…“the whole package and you pay your taxes and you keep it real while them others stay plastic”…i believe andre 3k called her the “prototype”…now let’s go create “the light” that common talked about…”i’ll tell you the rest when i see you peace”…

your turn ubf…what are your favorite attributes described lyrically…or just described…

elrock…aka dj duckin love…

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The tales of unpredictable truths from those guys your mom warned you about.

2 Responses to your favorite dj’s favorite dj…

  1. ess que says:

    Enjoyed that one – well written. Waaaay better than OneTrik’s shallow post (LMAO, j/k)

    -Signed Nails done, hair not done, most things did-

  2. Pingback: arm candy… « Us, Bottles, and Friends

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