why i drink 6-11…

welcome to this week’s ubf virtual happy hour…for those new to the exchange…we’ll give you a few reasons why these glasses will be clinking this week…

– project internship…2 weeks down…10 to go…of course i’m killin em…

– i’ll be receiving my first pay check in roughly 46 weeks, 3 days, 3 hrs, 9 mins and 32 33 34 seconds…yeah…roughly…

– we’ll have to help the brits drown their sorrows after this world cup loss to the home team…

– i’m afraid if i don’t keep my kidneys occupied they might try to find work elsewhere…

– gotta get drunk before we get our b.a. baracus haircuts tomorrow…

– keeping that b in ubf…it’s not a blog…it’s a movement…

and special toast to…
– cousin nikki on the anniversary…still hate you though…

– j lucas and t ko for being born this week a while back…

– big baby davis for not being afraid to help wash the floor of the garden with his fat man mouth juices…

– van ders loot…you’re gonna need a lot of drinks where you going to rinse that ass…i mean salad taste out of your mouth…but you won’t get them from here…

how about you ubf fam…time to celebrate/drown our sorrows…what has you pouring them up today…

elrock…tha party…

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6 Responses to why i drink 6-11…

  1. Lynne says:

    heres to my 1st summer vacation in almost two decades. The kids and I are going LIVE IT UP!

  2. morningjoi says:

    to this dance floor i’m about to cut up… it’s party time!

  3. KBKizzle says:

    Still not finding a freakin apt in NYC…oh well the free Crown Royale Black made it all better…

  4. E$$ says:

    shouldn’t this be “34, 33, 32” seconds??? Perhaps i’m wrong, though.

  5. missjlucas says:

    Thanks for the bday shouts, MC! (and though late, I’d say weekends are always a good enough reason for me to ‘pour em up’).

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