he’s still not that into you…

say it with me…he’s not that into you…

it’s been done before…on a grand scale…it was all the rage…the “in” thing to say…but for some reason, it just didn’t stick…there are a lot of you still playing this waiting game…hoping to figure out if this cat is really trying to be about you…let me make this simple…no…now I could go off and write another book on the subject or we can just cut through the bs and get directly to the point…it’s not that hard to let someone know that you’re feeling them…especially if you already know they’re feeling you…some of you are still looking at me confused…and I figured you’d do that so I’ve come up with a quick cheat sheet for you to follow…you can even print it out, laminate it and keep it in your nice expensive purse…here we go…again…this time pay attention…he’s not that into you if:
he’s consistently inconsistent…sometimes he acts like he likes you and sometimes he doesn’t…
his action never really seem to match his words…he says he wants you but treats you like a cousin…
he’s extremely difficult to catch up with…his job is not that stressful, his moms is not that sick, his baby mama ain’t tripping that hard and his car ain’t that raggedy…
none of your text messages ever seem to get through…
he never makes an effort to see you…yall only get together because you request it…
he hits you in the face (or anywhere else for that matter)…those aren’t love taps…
he never remembers anything you tell him…
he already has 4 kids by 3 different women…there may be a pattern developing here…
he talks to you about other female conquest…
he spends your entire date sending text messages to someone else…
he ask you to hook him up with one of your friends…
he’s already dating/sleeping with another one of your friends…
he routinely calls you other names…
he’s married…he’ll never leave his wife…it’s too expensive…
yall never go out for dates…only popcorn dinners and blockbuster movies…
all your “dates” start after 11:45 pm…or after the club…
he’s never there when you wake up the next morning…enough said…
you’ve never met his friends/family…
you meet his friends/family and they’ve never heard of you…
he seems to miss all these clues you’ve been dropping…he’s not that slow…
he likes trying on your clothes…again…enough said…

he’s a black man and you’re a black woman ;-)…that was a joke…don’t believe the hype ladies…there are still a few of us that love your hips and lips…
please note…no single one of these signs means you’re fighting for a lost cause…but if you’ve checked off three or more, your “relationship” is probably a bit one-sided…but alas…all is not lost…i can tell you how to get him/keep him interested….oh dang…looks like my time is up…guess that’s another blog for another day…

elrock…

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About usbottlesandfriends
The tales of unpredictable truths from those guys your mom warned you about.

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