why i drink…9/30…

summer is done and so are most of our vacation days…instead of adding layers we like to spend more time with the bottle and here are a few excuses…we mean reasons for indulging in the questionable life choices juice…

+ pulling up behind driver with what seemed to be amazing and long hair to realize it is a dude and having to instantly change my holla eyes into needing directions eyes…

+ not only did someone make a ‘is my son gay’ app but someone actually paid to download it…

+ a week away from running 13.1 miles while a stranger holds a stop watch and onlookers (not running) hold up signs with mildly humorous one liners for inspiration…

+ it’s that time of year that I realize I am not very good at fantasy football but have already committed a couple hundred dollars to it…

+ don’t want all those red sox fans to drink alone…

a few digital pour outs for:

+ a marsh for beginning to run of out decade in her 3-0s…

+ a carroll for being the nicest libra known to mankind…with a birthday today…

+ r gehrls for getting close to her lung capacity with the add of another candle…

onetrik…

- that drink is like the dangling carrot that entices the truth to come out…

- what’s a mouth smash without the proper lubricant…

- facebook timeline is coming and i want to be thoroughly entertained by my soon to be past…aka…my drunken present…

- boa can’t take that $5 debit card fee if i hide it in the package store…

- somebody’s got to put a smile on this hour’s face…

- foursquare has started to acknowledge my weekly bar trips so now i don’t want to let them down…

elrock…leggo…

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